Saturday, March 10, 2007

To Eat or Not to Eat That Sausage McMuffin

ok So,

It’s morning, Your STARVING, but your on this eating healthy kick. What to do-What to do?

I spend most of my days like this. Not just in the morning but all day. It  also seems that when I am extremely hungry, Its harder for me to decide what I want to eat.

I personally eat an abnormal amount of broccoli, which most people who are around me alot know. I dont particulary love it, but I know its good for you. Occasionally I get a craving for a breakfast food such as a “Ron” from TUTORS. Which is a HUGE biscuit, an egg and a HUGE Sausage pattie. with a drink and hash brown coated in cooking grease.

1. I don’t eat pork, I actually only eat chicken (but thats poultry)

2. Its all grease

3. Its about 1 million calories

But me being the person I am, and as hungry as I get. I said FUCK IT. and I get the damn thing. Knowing I will suffer for it later adding to my already big ass. The bubble guts, or better yet Death from so much cooking grease.  Of course, after eating it you feel guilty as hell because you have just put POISON into your body and NOW you have to do an extra set of crunches and sit-ups to make up for it.

 The moral of the story kids is: If you see me with anything fried, dyed, or flipped to the side, SLAP IT OUT OF MY GOT DAMN HANDS

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