Jaymez World

ok So,

It’s morning, Your STARVING, but your on this eating healthy kick. What to do-What to do?

I spend most of my days like this. Not just in the morning but all day. It  also seems that when I am extremely hungry, Its harder for me to decide what I want to eat.

I personally eat an abnormal amount of broccoli, which most people who are around me alot know. I dont particulary love it, but I know its good for you. Occasionally I get a craving for a breakfast food such as a “Ron” from TUTORS. Which is a HUGE biscuit, an egg and a HUGE Sausage pattie. with a drink and hash brown coated in cooking grease.

1. I don’t eat pork, I actually only eat chicken (but thats poultry)

2. Its all grease

3. Its about 1 million calories

But me being the person I am, and as hungry as I get. I said FUCK IT. and I get the damn thing. Knowing I will suffer for it later adding to my already big ass. The bubble guts, or better yet Death from so much cooking grease.  Of course, after eating it you feel guilty as hell because you have just put POISON into your body and NOW you have to do an extra set of crunches and sit-ups to make up for it.

 The moral of the story kids is: If you see me with anything fried, dyed, or flipped to the side, SLAP IT OUT OF MY GOT DAMN HANDS

The older I get the more of my friends are getting married and having children. (and not in that order) Yet! I am still single and I have a cat that I absolutely hate!! Evertime I talk to my friends from college they ask me, “Jaymez, Have you made up your mind yet? Are you STILL single? Your a great guy, why are you not dating.” Believe me, if I new that answer I would not be posting this right now.

     I have always been one of those people who was very focused on what I am doing and the direction my life is taking, even if I don’t know exactly where that may be. I do believe that someone in my line of business does not have time for that curse called “love”. However there are so many that do find it, and they are very lucky. (I HATE YOU) But for me, Its just not possible, so many factors fall into place for my reason of solitude and chastity.

Location: Unfortunately I am in West Virginia, not a bad place for some. Horrible for me I am WAY to big fo this place.

Time: I travel with a touring company. What am I going to do, pick up a hitcher and start to date them? I don’t think so. When we are not touring we are rehearsing. When I am not rehearsing I am serving in the restaurant. WHo has time to PEE let alone date.

People: I really have met some wonderful people here, who have changed my life and I deeply cherish there friendships (about 30) the rest of them can go straight to hell!

There are several more reasons but I cannot post them because of legal reasons

I am pretty sure this is the same in most places, but I am in THIS place right now so………….

What I am basically saying is, who needs love when you have your friends, books, sleeping pills and your hand.