My Mission, Should I choose to accept it!!!!
I have recently had a stare-down with myself in the mirror and have come to the conclusion that I need a tighter more sexy stomach. NOt only for the ladies(hahahahaha) but I just really want to feel better about myself. I think I eat pretty healthy but apprently thats not enough.
SUPPOSEDLY, your supposed to exercise also. I have had this ab lounger since Feb, its worked a little but its also hard when your on tour alot and I REALLY don’t so enough sit-ups in rehearsal and class. SO this is my legal documentation, signed with blood. I will and am determined to do this, and within six weeks. THERE WILL BE A CHANGE.
Six weeks from now if I rememeber to do this. If there is no change I personaly give you permission to come and stab me in the eye

Maybe you should do more of the ab exercises you were showing me in the kitchen last night. But the only way they will work is if you sing the little song that goes with them…”do, do, do, do, do, do.”
However, a little peice of me hopes you fail, just so I can stab you in the eye!
It’s nice you have such a good best friend.
Good luck!
You are a nut. I would be so lucky to have abs like you CURENTLY have…. Then again I’d have to be alot more active….. *bats eyes* LOL